Look how tight this guy is holding her, like she's the last lifeboat off the Titanic. Let her breathe bro! We get it she's with you. We have no fucking idea why though and your hair looks gay.

If this hoe knew what was good for you she'd run away from those sharp objects on your head. Im surprised she hasn't passed out from the fumes. It's probably cuz dude raging in the background coked her up out of her mind. What is that L.A. Gel you use? What like 2 or 3 tubs?

And what is on her face? Do you really love cheasecake and she just so happened to have some on her cheek? Why are you licking her face. Why do men act like bitches around girls? You can't see it but he lured her in with a bottle of grey goose he paid 400 dollars for, its in his other hand.

DOUCHEBAG!

Hi Ya'll. I just moved to the Big City to live with my Mama. I brought my nicest shirt I bought at Walmart, half a toothbrush,this right here straw hat, and my new toy: my ball tickler ak tongue ring.

What the fuck does a guy need a tongue ring for? The only thing that comes to mind is ball licking so this guy is definately a ball licker. AND he WANTS everyone to SEE it!!! Why? For What Jack ASS! Take that shit out , remove the jessca simpson cowboy hat and then maybe we can talk about removing you from MYSPACE DOUCHEBAGS!!!

....at it fucking again!!! Give it up fellas. This finger pointing shit just makes you look stupid. Look at that bitch. Sure Id let her blow me but those fingers are so jacked and permanently in the rock out position I don't think she could hold my cock.

McRedhead douche is obviously a first time offender but dudes in the back are fucking Pros!!

Oh no a drink in the hand wont stop these clowns from pointing, and the reach around point, you know the im not pointing with my other hand, wait I reached around and pointed where you didn't expect a point, is in full effect. These guys think pointing gets you pussy. No bitches, wearing shirts without designs gets you pussy.

Poor Blowfish Billy on the left. His fingers couldn't point right that night so the other kids didn't let Billy point,. It's ok Billy your still a fucking DOUCHEBAG!!!!.

Someone give this guy instructions on how to use the fucking Flobe clippers!! This guy thought if he made his hair look like my ass hair with baings he'd be cool or something.

Hey Lisa I just got this bad ass haircut, you like it? Yeah I used baby sperm to get the baings nice and rigid, and I picked up this cross at guess, but i still worship satan. I did this mostly so people can SEE how I feel cuz Im all about emotions and showing them through gay haircuts. You wanna go to my underground layer, I mean apartment and hang or something?

You can watch me nair my chest, and you can twist my nipples cuz I like pain and we can have like a manicure party while we talk about how emotional we are.

You know this one time the wind was so strong that it blew my baings to the side and hit this guy in the eye like a freaking ninja star and his eye fell out. It was so cool but I was so sad.=(...................

Hey fellas. You know those shirts have buttons right? No one wants to see your baby ass smooth chests. These douchebags hit up the tanning bed and the beauty shop for the hairdos before they came to the family barbeque. On the way they practiced kissy faces for this dope ass myspace pic. One of them had a pound of lip gloss on and they each applied it by kissing each other.

Theres a fucking smoking hot blonde there and these guys dont give a shiiiiiit. Vito on the end over there is depressed Gotti boy isnt tryin to kiss on him. The first suicidal douche bag on Myspace Douchebags.

I can't believe this shit. I'd be on that blonde, fuck looking at the camera. But these guys are making kissy faces at the camera instead. Kissy Faces! No not puckering;Puckering is something women do. Kissy Faces!! Thats what douche bags do!

PS...I'll give you a Lexus if you can tell me what this hot bitch is doing with these clowns!!!!!!

What is wrong with people and taking stupid fucking pictures for there stupid fucking myspace. Dude on the left is wearing a pink fucking shirt to match his boyfriends pink bracelet. Not even the two retarded blondes are wearing pink!!

But back to the main event. Mr. Flexor over here cant see because he's been smoking pink shirts cock all night long. Hey douchebag, open your fucking eyes, their's breasts in the room. Typical douchebag behavior. He could be having sex with two chicks, granted they make retarded faces, but are chicks none the less. Instead he chooses to get teabaged by Pinky over there .

Hey buddy, it looks like you gotta shit, let it go. Stop fucking tanning all day and eat some greens. And why must all douchebags make weird hand movement shit. Is it like code for douchebags? We must uncover this code if we are to exterminate douchebags.

Until then, we'll just send them to Myspace Douchebags!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOW.........At first glance these guys look like regular douchebags. At second glance these douchebags have coupled up and matched their outfits!!! Thank God they cant have babies or we'd all be FUCKED....

Notice the red tie douchebag with the hat. His lover has a red shirt. The other douchebag with the pink tie;his lover has a matching pink hat!! To top it off the two that take it up the back side are not throwing up the peace sign. There throwing up the douchebag two in the stink sign!! I bet they cant wait to leave this club and get at it Brokeback style at there crib.

Wait these douchebags are probably just waiting for Ushers Love in this Club to get it on right there!!

Ooooooookkkkk!

Who the hell let Tweezer Todd get into mommies bathroom cabinet and reach for the Tweezers only to MUTILATE his fucking eyes?

What on God's earth was he trying to do here? Did his sorority brother play a prank on him? Was he dared to do this blind folded? Does he have a disease in the eye brows where they fall out?

NO. He is JUST A DOUCHE BAG!!!!!

Uhhhhh! I'm drunnnkkk! But i looooove Hello Kitty Lip Balm.

How gay is this guy? Not only does he look fuckin' smashed off his mind but the LIPS people!!! The LIPS!

Wait, wait! I'm sure there's a good reason. Yeah, i got it! It's 4am and he just got home wrecked out of his mind. He then went into his sisters room and started lubbing his lips up with her girly products. Yeah thats it. There is NO other way a STRAIGHT MAN would lube his FUCKING LIPS then take a PICTURE then POST it on MYSPACE. Well, UNLESS he's a DOUCHE BAG!!!!

What's with these fuckin bottles? The bigger the bottle the more bitches you're gonna fuck? Be a fucking man, let your chest hair grow at it's normal pace, button your fucking shirt almost all the way up, and pay regular price for your hair cut.

Guy: Hey Joe let me see that bottle. I wanna take a picture and put it on my myspace so the bitches will suck my dick.

Joe: No dude, your fukn gay.

Guy: Common bro, ill give you a hand job with baby oil, and then shave your balls and wipe them down with talcum powder.

Joe: Fine, only because I get bitches and I want you to get bitches too. It has nothing to do with that night where we fooled around by accident and we liked it. I mean you liked it. I mean i, just give me a fucking handjob and you can use this bottle to get bitches on myspace.

Guy: Thanks Joe, I heart you, I mean thank you. And whats with the confused face? Are you worried God knows of your homoerotic, bottle overpaying habits? Well he does and he sent you to Myspace Douchebags!!