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MySpaceDoucheBags.com is an organization which hunts down douche bags from MySpace.com and posts them here, on www.MySpaceDoucheBags.com in order to keep you safe. We are looking to stop the number of douche bags that are over whelming our country.

By the year 2015 it's expected that these douche bags will slip their way into human civilization.

Soon, after they won't be able to take anymore steroids and sit around greasing each other up, they will eventually surface into our everyday lives.

They'll infiltrate grocery stores, shopping malls, business centers, fine dining establishments and soon enough they'll also reproduce where their numbers will TRIPLE.

We are aware of this threat just like Vice President Al Gore is aware of global warming. We're like the "How to Catch A Predator on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen" television show. Except the crimes HERE have already been committed. DOUCHEBAGGERY!

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